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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}

{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}

{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}

{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}

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