{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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Noorthoek Academy is a non-profit organization dedicated to providing a college education program in the arts and sciences for students with mental impairments. Noorthoek was founded in 1989 and named after Joseph Noorthoek, a former member of the board of education for Grand Rapids Public Schools whom the academy decided to recognize for his leadership and understanding. The academy is partnered with Grand Rapids Community College and offers its students the opportunity to earn continuing education unit credits for each semester they complete. Admission is offered to students based on their maturity, motivation, and behavior, as well as their estimated benefit from the curriculum; students who are accepted may attend as many semesters as they desire.
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