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{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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